LotR humors Opcijas

[Goldberry]

Diemzheel nav mani domu graudi.... un arii tulkot praats nenesas tomer luugtum (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif)

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
21. Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took place in your cup long ago.
22. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
23. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
24. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
25. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
26. When Sam holds Frodo's hand (or otherwise), start singing, "The Ambiguously Gay Duo!"
27. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

Naakosho filmu gaidot (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/smile.gif)

[Sanj-sanj]

Tieshaam labie! (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif) Buus jaaiepraktizee... (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/laughing.gif) Man visvairaak patiik septiitais! Mr. Anderson... (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/thumbsup.gif) (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/cool.gif)

Šo rakstu rediģēja aivvv: 21.11.2003 10:45

[·spid·]

ok, pienjemsim ka s wisu izlasiiju.. saakums i intresants!

[Laereth]

LMAO! Labie domu graudi - lai arī vairākums jau lasīti, bet pārlasīt neapnīk (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/wink.gif)

[aivvv/troll drea...]

man patika tas par to ssiilobu tas vareetu buut dikti efektiivi he he vispaar jebkaadaa briesmiigaa momentaa

[Kedriks]

Ui, labais! Vislabāk man patika par bārbekjū, you shall not pass un run forest, run (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif)

[·spid·]

shitos wareetu pameegjinaat izmantot kincii.. tad wareetu apspriest sekas shim riiciibas plaanam...

[Mastero Jazz]

Friggin good... Smējos uz nebēdu.

[Kedriks]

Ak, jā. Aizmirsu piebilst, ka es smējos rukšķēdams (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif) (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/tongue.gif) (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/laughing.gif) (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/rolleyes_a.gif)

[Andza]

Mjaa, ideja par nostaashanos pie ieejas ar tekstinju: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" ir burviiga. Ja kaads bija uz LOTR pirmizraadi Latvijaa, tad tur pie ieejas staaveeja zellis brunjaas, un meitene senlaiciigaakaa kleitaa. Shamajiem jau bija vislielaakaas iespeejas taadu joku nopleest.

[new_zealand]

Mani arí fascinéja ''run, forest, run''! Kaut kur táda veida texti'ni jau bija redzéti, pieméram:

You know you have seen FOTR to much when....

- you quote the script while listening to the soundtrack.

-you lay on the ground throwing the ring you bought (the one ring) having it land on your index finger

-you have become really good friends with the workers and or the other FOTR obsessed fans at the cinema

-when someone is annoying you, you scream "Give me a moment for pitty sake!"

-when you order a drink you ask the waiter/waitress if it comes in pints

-when someone asks you 'whats this?' you say "a ranger caught off his guard"

-you freak out on those who haven't seen or didn't like the movie

-when people tell you that they didnt get the movie you insist on explaining it to them in full detail

-you can tell someone how many times "Frodo" was said in the movie

-you say Frodo Baggins more than your own name

-you write Frodo Baggins more than your own name

-the only dates you have marked on your calander are important dates in middle earth

-You eat more than 3 meals a day

-you consider yourself bi-lingual because you speak elvish

-you draw the elvish nine where your favorite actor has his/hers and tell everyone that you got it with them

-when you see a bird you scream "Crebain from Duneland!!!"

-You and your friends call each other by Hobbit or Elven names

-you are late for work because you were down loading the newest LotR Trailer

-you hold your copy of LotR and say My Preciousssssssssssssss

- if you and your friends stayed up until midnight on Aug. 6 at blockbuster waiting to get your reserved copy of LotR

[Maardzhastante]

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Ak dies...
Taatad, ja pirmizraadee redzat kaadu staavam durviis un kliedzam - YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! - pienaaciet - iepaziisimies:))
SHAUSMIIGI sasmeejos, veel tagad nevaru nomierinaaties:))

[Kedriks]

Mjaa, ideja par nostaashanos pie ieejas ar tekstinju: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" ir burviiga. Ja kaads bija uz LOTR pirmizraadi Latvijaa, tad tur pie ieejas staaveeja zellis brunjaas, un meitene senlaiciigaakaa kleitaa. Shamajiem jau bija vislielaakaas iespeejas taadu joku nopleest.

Uz TTT pirmizŗādi bija pamatīgs pūlītis tautas tērpos. Lielākoties kluba "Drakons" pārstāvju...zeļļi bruņukreklos bija vairāki...un lielākā daļa pazīstami no kopīgiem larpiem...Šoreiz pats tā kā domāju ka mož ar kautkādu savādāku prikidu uzvilkt...... (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/whistling.gif)

[Eridāna]

Man jau ar plāniņš nostāties durvīs un nelaist tautu garām... ja vien draugi neatturēs!

Un par šitiem pēdējajiem prikoliem arī gardi nosmējos *slauka prieka asaras* (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif)

[·spid·]

s taa arii nesaprotu-kas tajaa Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" i taac?! nu man gribas zinaat, jo s weel neesmu tik liela GP fane...

[Eridāna]

GP filmā, kad Gendalfs aizšķēŗsoja ceļu Balrogam uz tā tilta Morijā viņš viņam teica šos maģiskos vārdus!

[Vinky]

Super! (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/laughing.gif) Man patika tas, kur vajadzēja iekniebt blakussēdētājam! (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/laughing.gif) (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/thumbsup.gif) LABIE! new_zealand, tavējie ar ir labi! (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif)

[new_zealand]

Patiesībā nav jau manējie, es tos tikai uz šejieni atvilku, gan jau kāds vairums šejienes ''iedzīvotāju'' tos ir lasījuši.

Bet tie pirmie raxti gan ir labi, katru reizi, kā lasu, tā zviedzu... (piedodiet, neesmu jau zirgs)

[Goldberry]

Aciimredzeamais neticamais bet es nebiju lasiijusi tos par "You know you have seen FOTR to much when.... " (daudz netruuka, lai naktos atziit ka esu gan) bet es tieshaam shitaada tipa rakstinjus esu lasiijusi DAUDZ (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/smile.gif) baigi labie (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif)
BTW prieks ka jums patika (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/smile.gif) tad kad nu latvji shito filmu raadiis (jau 2 meeneshus gaidu ar nepacietiibu un visdriizaak gaidiishu veel kaadus 2 (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/sad.gif) ) me buus pirmaa kas kliegs "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" pie kaseem, lai tik kaads nepanjemtu peedejo biljeti manaa vietaa (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif)

[Kedriks]

Njāāaa....jūtu ka šogad pirmizrādē klāsies jautri jautri.....(IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif) Mož man ar pabiedēt tautu???? (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/whistling.gif)