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Raksts
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Diemzheel nav mani domu graudi.... un arii tulkot praats nenesas tomer luugtum (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/grin.gif)
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins. 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. 21. Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took place in your cup long ago. 22. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 23. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 24. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 25. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 26. When Sam holds Frodo's hand (or otherwise), start singing, "The Ambiguously Gay Duo!" 27. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" Naakosho filmu gaidot (IMG:http://www.kurbijkurne.lv/forums/style_emoticons/kurb_gaiss/smile.gif) |
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Raksts
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Pārvērš vaboles par pogām ![]() ![]() ![]() Grupa: Biedri Pievienojās: 05.02.04 Kur: Numenor ![]() |
Top 10 ways the J.R.R. Tolkien books would be different if written by J.K. Rowling - Mark & Corina
10. Men would be called muggles. 9. Shelob is married to Aragog. 8. Smaug's name would be Norbert. 7. Fangorn Forest is full of whomping willows. 6. Moria is called Gringotts and instead of Moria goblins there are Gringotts goblins. 5. Gandalf has a distant cousin named Dumbledore. 4. Gollum would be shorter, have pointy ears, and strangely resemble a house elf. 3. Sauron has a staring contest with a Basilisk. 2. " one sorcerer's stone to rule them all, one stone to find them, one stone to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." And the number one way Tolkien's books would be different if written by J.K. Rowling 1. Sauron killed Frodo's parents. Ten Things that Could Happen if the LotR and Harry Potter Scrips Got Mixed Up - Lothiriel 1. Gandalf says to Bilbo on his birthday, "It's not every day a hobbit turns eleventy-one." 2. They meet Tom Bombadil in the Forbidden Forest. 3. The Witch-King gives Frodo a jagged scar on his head rather than stabbing him with the Morgul blade. 4. Gandalf has to ride on a broomstick in order to catch the moth. 5. Instead of Ringwraiths, Dementors would chase Arwen and Frodo. 6. Before Gandalf tells Elrond about the Treason of Isengard, he says "There 're many things you should know, Elrond, the first of which; Not all wizards are good." 7. Frodo would see himself with his parents in the mirror of Galadriel. 8. Gandalf would fight a three-headed dog instead of a Balrog. 9. Before he demands the ring from Frodo, Boromir would take off his turban, revealing himself as a two-faced villain. 10. Lembas would be in the form of vomit-flavored jellybeans. |
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