Parodijas par GP Opcijas

[Overlord]

Te būs dažādi pazīstami pantiņi tikai nedaudz pārveidoti.


White Wizard

I’m dreaming of a white wizard
Just like the Grey I used to know
His eyebrows will bristle
And maids will whistle
To see him riding to and fro

I’m dreaming of a white wizard
With every parody I write
May your Elves be merry and light
And may Gandalf go from Grey to White.

Elvish Girls( by Aragorn Legolas and Gimly)

Well, the Gondor girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear.
And the Rohan girls with the way they ride, they knock me out when I’m down there.
The Breefolk’s farmer’s daughters really make you feel all right
And the Hobbitt girls with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night.

(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)

(Ooo-oo-oo etc. throughout verse)
The Elf girls are immortal and they always look so young
I dig their special powers and their pointy ears and the way their tales are sung
I’ve been all around this great big world and I’ve seen all kinds of girls
Yeah but I can’t wait to become the king and get the cutest girl in the world.

(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)

(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
[repeat and fade]

[Skorpions]

Kur tu atradi tos pantiņus?

[Laereth]

Viena no manām mīļākajām LotR parodijām ir Secret Diaries, kuras daudzi jau varbūt ir lasījuši Atgādinu, ka tās ir jālasa pēc kārtas tādā secībā, kā tur ir sarakstīts.

[feanaro]

Ahem, shitas ir forshs. Kuru veljas pulveri juus lietojat? Protams, ka Istari WHITE

[Overlord]

Adventuring in Far-Off Foreign Lands

[Sung by Bilbo and Gandalf]:

BILBO:
Found this ring, it was glist'ning
Looked around, nobody's listening
I stole it away to the Shire that day
Adventuring in far-off foreign lands

Now it's yours, dearest nephew
Do with it as Gandalf tells you
You'll go travelling with this strange, pretty ring
Adventuring in far-off foreign lands

GANDALF:
Other hobbits wouldn't leave the Shire
They'd stay at home all safe and toasty-warm
But you've got to throw this ring into the fire
To keep those happy Halflings safe from harm

Fearsome Orcs, wing-ed Balrogs
Friendly Ents, scenic side-jogs
You'll see Wizards and Elves
And learn about yourselves
Adventuring in far-off foreign lands.



The Final Parody (sung to "Bohemian Rhapsody")

ALL:
Is this the real life?,
Is this just fantasy?

FRODO:
Merry,
I need your help,
I really need your care,
I’ve got this special Ring to bear.

Pippin,
Life had just begun,
But now Gandalf says we’ve got to go away.

My friends, (ooohhhhh),
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If we’re not back again some soon tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on,
'Cause it doesn't really matter.

HOBBITS:
Too late,
Our time has gone,
Send shivers down our spines,
Dark minions lurking all the time.

Goodbye everybody,
We've got to go,
Gotta leave the shire behind,
And face the dark.

FRODO:
Merry, (ooohhhhh),
I don't want this ring,
I sometimes wish,
I'd never seen it at all.



SAURON:
I see a little silhouette 'o a hobbit,
A Baggins,
A Baggins,
Will you do the fandango.

I’ll send thunderbolts of lightning,
Very, very frightning,
Hee, hee!

HOBBITS:
Aragorn! (Aragorn)
Aragorn! (Aragorn)
Aragorn, we’re forlorn
Helps us, oooh

FRODO:
I'm just a poor hobbit,
Everything scares me.
HOBBITS:
He's just a poor hobbit from a hobbit family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

FRODO:
Easy come, easy go,
Will you let me go?

HOBBITS:
No, we will not let you go,
Let him go,
We will not let you go,
Let me go,
Will not let you go,
Oh, let him goooo.

FRODO:
Saruman has an Orc set aside for me,
For me,
For me.

GANDALF:
So you think you could just turn to the dark side,
You think evil can hide from the light?
Oh, baby,
Trouble’s coming your way
You better get out,
You better right out of here.


FRODO:
Nothin' really matters,
I see the crux of the thing
Nothin' really matters,
But this Ring.

[Arwen]

GP tēlu apraksti - http://pageant.sinfree.net/bios.htm

[Overlord]

Kapēc tur nebija Gendalfa lomas atveidotāja apraksts?

[mazā peciņa]

Gredzena Caurumā ir ļoti labie pantiņi, tikai es to grāmatu atstāju skolas skapītī, tapē nevaru uzrakstīt visu, bet labākais bija:
"Es sēžu uz grīdas man degunā pirksts,
Man prātā neķītras domas..."

un tālāk es tekstu neatceros.

[Arwen]

Jā skovv es jau ilgi gribēju citēt gredzena caurumu tur ir baigi foršie cīņu apraksti

[Overlord]

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/lotr/galeriefi...rt=391&vyhledat =

Daži komiksi

Šo rakstu rediģēja Sauron: 25.08.2003 10:02

[Overlord]

Labi. Te būs filmiņas arī šeit


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Šo rakstu rediģēja Sauron: 06.09.2003 08:39

[bengalaas]

Man besī visas GP parodijas! Jā es esmu lasījusi Slepenās dienasgrāmatas. Diezgan smieklīgi, patiesībā, bet es neciešu visus tos mājienus uz zilīšu attiecībām. Gredzena caurums ir vienkārši afēra. Apbrīnojama izdoma, piemēram Elronda un Gandalfa aprakstā. Bet tomēr neciešu. Čakarē manu mīļāko grāmatu.

[Vinky]

Ciest nevarēju Gredzena Caurumu! Līdz beigām tā arī neizlasījU!

[bengalaas]

Es gan izlasīju, pati nezinu kāpēc. Ja vien tas būtu par kādu citu grāmatu, ja vien tas nebūtu GP, kurš man ir bezmaz dzīves rokasgrāmatās statusā.

[Laimīgā*]

Es peec TTT lasiishu Gredzena Caurumu. Liekas baigi jautri! Ja jau pat Browncat izlasiija.

[Nihil]

Tur priekšvārds gan ir... . Un Gredzena caurums ir GP izsmiešana!

[Laimīgā*]

Jaa, tas jau ir tas forshaakais.

[Psychotic Though...]

Es arii varbuut izlashiishu, tikai es veel lasu tikai pirmo graamatu

Man gan taas filminjas patika, it sevishkji 3.

Šo rakstu rediģēja Prue: 21.10.2003 14:30

[Nihil]

Ugh, šis ir šausmīgākais, ko esmu lasījusi. Varbūt tādēļ man nav sevišķu simpātiju pret fanficiem.

[Goldberry]

Goblina alternatiivais filmu izdevums bija laba lieta Taapatarii dalja no dienasgraamtaam Iipashi man patiik zemenju ziepiites